Wednesday, 15 April 2015

And off I go...

Good day Mr Moderator, Impartial panel of Judges, Co- debators, accurate time keeper and my readers at home.... hehe. This so reminds me of primary school and the inter debates between neighbouring schools. I would cram page after page of fullscap(that's how Molola spelt it for me) sheet even though I never knew the meaning of those extra large vocabulary my teacher included in the text.
I am touring virtually every Town in Delta State, touring things...lol. I came to do something serious ooh, who dash me 'touor'. See the kind of suffer I am going through here ehn is not cool at all ooh, how can a oversabi sorry smart phone be indicating 3G full network and I can barely open Google.com not to talk of IseeNigeriansusing4Gineverynookandcranny.com...
please help me answer this question: If all the telecommunications company direct all the resources they use in sending us sms with content such as, Answer the following questions to win 10million naira... What is the capital of Nigeria or another as dumb as what are the colours on the national flag? They can send these mumu sms' up to 10 times in a day. If the 1kobo they use in sending these messages where to be directed into something beneficial to the customers like some sort of space mast thing( I don't know how possible that is tho) so that we can enjoy uninterrupted internet connectivity, won't that be cool, Huh? Ehn lemme stop my rant because PHCN that has been there since independence abi before sef *side eyes* can't even supply 12 hours of power supply talk more of 24/7 uninterrupted power, is it Telecommunications companies that will na do Father Christmas for the masses.
Abeg I leave this case for God to judge ooh, to even open blogger is an herculean task. I pray am able to get back home asap where I have good network signal at least to
open my blog and others jejely... Miss you all... Byeeeeee!

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  1. Loool it's not me that taught you oh. Hehe. The network is not that bad jare. At least you can still post. Be safe dear mwahh

    www.mololasblog.com

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    1. You taught me, you said Foolscap or fullscap and I picked fullscap... lol. Yeah I think it's not that bad, tho its super slow! Thanks...

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  2. I wish u a safe journey back home
    Take care

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  3. Lol...Your rant is funny....I had to laugh. I wish you a safe trip home mami...



    Tibs Tells Tales

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  4. Thanks Jummy #hugs and big hugz to you Tibs. Glad to have you here.

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  5. lol...just do and come back safely.

    Please click on my name for Fashion/Fitness/Beauty tips

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  6. Are you not home yet? *screams* Rella, where are you???

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    1. *crying* me am not home ooh, me haff tired fa. Just to do one small thing in my local government they are using me to dance skelewu from office to office. Hoping am done with it by the end of today.

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  7. hehehehehehehhehehehe Rella is not kuku alright.. she be tearing my belle with laughter heheh ! Mbok lemme follow you and Rant biko! **Sits up on Jangolova Chair! GLO in Festac Lagos is arrant nansense aswear I mean NANSENSE.. Oh! You are there complaining of 3G.. Baby mi on my Samsung! Edge be like Nepa.. It comes and goes.. Sotey when I see 3G it feels like i won a lottery.. and i am almost tempted to go and give Testimony in Church! heheheh You need to see how I smile when i see H+.. it is not a small Marra oh!..

    At a time ehn baby mi, to get 3G, i would have to wear a Purple shirt with Gold sleeves and and silver thread like Micheal Jackson,. Sit down on a blue plastic (not wooden oh) chair at Angle 27 and half degrees facing the east like DSTV, cross my Legs putting my left leg on top of the right (if i do the other way, hian Newtork e haf go) and then close one eyes fully, leaving the other one like awon Chinese people.. as Baby mi, if i dont do like this ehn Na Edge i go see every 5 hours.. Issorait!

    Sheybe they say Buhari can walk on water and ressurect Nigeria.. **Sips Cofee and lime.. We are waiting.. Sai Baba!

    Oosssshheeey Turn uP! How are you Baby mi, hope you are turning Up?! Trust you are doing well... Thanks for making me smile like a fish... In www.marriedinph.blogspot.com 's voice yeah.. Yopu gotta love Rella.. You just gotta.. **Wears Mr. Nigeria smile..

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    1. Duru ooh, when will you throw this confused bracelet of yours away? Ehn....LOL. Am fine n how are you doing? ... by the way thanks for stopping by!

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    1. No...*crying*. Hopefully I will be back home this evening.....Thanks

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