Monday, 4 May 2015

Do you know?...

Do you know the fuel which is as scarce as a coin in Nigeria is totally free like fruits growing in the wilds? Crude oil forms at high temperature ( not greater than 435 degree Celsius) from mostly the breakdown of plants and sea organisms in anaerobic environments devoid of sunlight and it takes millions of years before it becomes mature enough to form crude oil which is then drilled making these politicians feel like they own Nigeria...

Do you know that the minimum metres (international standard) a borehole is suppose to be distanced from a soakaway pit is 100 metres. This is done so the fluid from the soakaway pit won't infiltrate into the underground water. Sad though because most people don't keep to this standard...

Do you know the best place where you can get detailed breakdown of the happenings in sports and politics in Nigeria is at the newspaper stands. There you will see group of men dissecting the front page of newsprints like they read the full story but these men hardly ever buy a paper home..

Do you know that Nigeria is the only country in the world where a man steals 25 billion naira and is ordered to pay just 3 million by the judge in order to avoid jail.. Are you doubting me?.. Google Michael Igbinedion and see for yourself...

Do you know it's only in Nigeria you pay for a birthday sms your bank sends you. It's just to let you know nothing is ever free...

Add yours if you know...

12 comments:

  1. lol @ a man steals 25billion and is asked to pay 3million as bail charge
    May God change Nigeria
    Nice facts
    jibbyks.blospot.com

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  2. OMG Rella did u jus mention that one 25billion lol....

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  3. Okay the bank sms got me. Like really? The robbery that goes on in this country ehn

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  4. Very true...Nothing is ever free in this stupid country.

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  5. OmG. You pay for ur own SMS. Cheating by trick.

    trendwithgloria.blogspot.com

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  6. Hiya ya all Jibbyks, Chigozie, Tomi and Jummy. Just wanna say thanks for your dropping your awesome thoughts... do you know my day has been crazily busy. Stopped into the Finger of God This evening and it's gonna be an even busier day tomorrow. But I strive on God's strength...Yeah! We do. Love ya!

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  7. Hahaha. . reality comedy! Do you know I've missed you, Rella? My day and your day must had been in a competition of "who will be more crazily busy?" choi!

    We shall get there.

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  8. Hehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheehe aswear i love this child like kilode.. Ahan! You are Epic aswear... Mehn Baby mi help me and beg First Bank oh! Those guys and Stanbic are Heartless by Default.. They dont care sam-sam.. All those SMS alerts ehn, they are well accounted for.. **Crying in French.. the more you save, the more alerts you get, and the more you lose 4 nairassss each **Crying in Igbo. Eez not a joking sturvz oh

    **Rubs Palm.. Do you know that it is only in Nigeria that Fine boy Omolomo will be searching for gehfriend like Fuel, and gehfriends will be forming for him like Agbani Darego.. Its sad.. :(

    Do You know that NEPA in Festac are the worst of their kind.. They give light for just 2 hours daily and bring you 5k Bill at the end of the month... And you wonder if the Bill you are paying is for using Generator :(

    *Do you know that Rella's blog is by far one of the most amusing blogs of my whole 2015 Blogger sojourn **Covers face.. Ehnnn Let ya head swell, you deserve it.. :)

    You are a case aswear Rella.. a big ghen ghen case.. :) Oooossssssshhyeey Turn up! Turn Down for what Biko?! With Rella yeah, we only Turn uP! cause she always leaves us smiling like fishes.. :)

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    1. Gbam! @Duru,u must be staying in festac cos that's exactly what they do

      It is well

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    2. Mehn Duru it swelled so much like an Ijebu garri soaked with cold water on a sunny day..hehe

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  9. Heyyyy so I pay for all those birthday sms' s kai

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    1. Yes we do especially for first bank, 12am on the dot they diligently send you birthday wishes sms. Check well month end they must collect it from your account. That's is the country we found our selves in. It is well...

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